Star Bucky has an announcement. AY YI YI YI YI YI YI! Please, be listening and quiet, for this most important news of dueling.

The Logical Mistress, she says that story-duels must be submitted by “Saturday, May 27nd at 11:59 pm GMT (6:59 EST, 4:59 Pacific).” This is being tomorrow, my little witches and wizards, so please, to be hurried up and submit those duel stories! Time is running, with itty bitty feetsies, clip-clop, clip-clop, clip-clop!

I is most excited about this dueling of words and stories. Star Bucky is having much fun, skiving off from his staff duties with a bottle of butter beer, and reading the entries, which are much good.

Only, please, to make a poor house elf happy? I is drowning in stories of “Saying Goodbye,” – if you are writing to be entering the duel and are not yet submitting, why not be considering other topics? Please-please-please, for Star Bucky?

I is thanking you. Poor Star Bucky has been looking forward to reading duel-stories in the categories that are not “Saying Goodbye.”

Now . . . is anyone knowing what a latte is or where Star Bucky would find one, for Logical Mistress ? ? ?