HPFF Weblog: Lessons Learned

I've already posted the things I learned from fanfiction but I also wanted to take the opportunity to share the lessons imparted by staff members gone by and current staff-non-bloggus.

Draco is also a sensitive poet who wants nothing more than to thwart his father and all the Death Eaters.
Ginny is..... "a hormone-filled, Hogwarts A-level snogger"
The Marauders were fond of the drink.
James and Lily "came back through time" to kill Harry.
Dumbledore "always" makes "misturieus exits."
Krum sent Hermione his underwear.
“WA-blub TH-blub RU-blub,” is frequently yelled by Ron when he jumps out of bed.
"BLACKMAIL AND REVENGE!!! THAT IS SA-WEET!!!"
Duh duh duhhhhhhhh: Remus is Harry's father!!
Hamsters can KILL!!!!!
Girls can just Apparate into Harry's bedroom at the Duresleys whereas Voldemort and his followers can't.
'Hope' is a common name in the wizarding world
Everyone is a seer.
No matter what pairing it is, if it is in the Others category, you may want to sheild the children's eyes.
Despite it being a very rare achievement, both Hermione and Ginny are elemental witches in love with Draco Malfoy who is a vampire by choice.
A "death stair" is far more effective than the more traditional "death stare"
There are special, little known spells in the wizarding world that will make the undergarments of passers by visible to certain parties if you are able to pull them off. (The spells...not the undergarments.)
After the defeat of Voldemort, Ron finds himself distraught that he was not recognized for his role in Voldemort's downfall and, instead of dealing with it like a rational person, becomes Harry's new arch nemisis: King of Darkness
Voldemort says things in a 'mean sinister voice' like 'I'VE KILLED YOU!'
Draco often cradles Ginny in his arms like an infant
Harry has 17 children.
You would be amazed at the feats that can be accomplished aboard a broom.

# posted by Kay @ 9:54 AM