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Friday, July 14, 2006 Your Chapter Might Be Rejected If.... ...your friends giggle and blush when they read the scene between Draco and Hermione …you are just learning how to use HTML …you used the latest Seether song as inspiration …your enter key is stuck …you don’t know where to find the TOS …you’ve used the word “throbbing” …your brother took a copy of it into the bathroom before he went to bed …you really hate periods …you can’t spell the Hogwarts houses …your biggest fan uses Sunny Day Real Estate lyrics as their life plan …you like caps lock …you got your OC names from General Hospital …the phrase “curves in all the right places” is used …the primary setting is the astronomy tower …eyeliner is mentioned more than once …you wouldn’t show it to your mom …your characters yell a lot …your plotline came from a reality tv show …your lead character is wearing a thong …you feel misunderstood …there’s a pole ...you think Johnny Depp looks just like Sirius
Comments:
wow...i am laughing so hard right now! :) i actually have read a couple pre-validated chapters that were rejected exactly for some of these reason...
Hahaha! That is priceless. I love your lists, I really do. So, no more writing eyeliner more than once when I have a scene at the astronomy tower... (kidding!!!)
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